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ovisebdan (21:53:18): uhm, no, that only works for NOs
ovisebdan (21:53:28): but you can use YAAY!
opponent (21:53:36): NO
opponent (21:54:04): i can iuzit for evriting
ovisebdan (21:54:59): THEN I WILL STOP YOU IF IT’S THE LAST THING… hold on, the phone’s ringing
opponent (21:55:09): =))
ovisebdan (21:55:22): ok, where were we? oh, yeah. I DO!!!
opponent (21:56:36): iu chent stop mi bicaz i uill send mai munkyez
opponent (21:56:48): tu kill iu
ovisebdan (21:58:07): unfortunately for you and your ‘munkyez’ (btw it’s spelled ‘moonkeyz’), I will be releasing my army of rabbid iguanas who will devour, digest, poop and re-devour your pathetic monkeys.
ovisebdan (21:58:25): 2girls1cup style
opponent (21:58:30): =))
ovisebdan (21:58:32): beat that, you sissy!
opponent (22:00:53): but you didn’t think about this : I and only I will unleash a deadly horde of blood-thirsty bananas upon you pathetic world! MUHAHAHA!!!!
opponent (22:04:39): and you won’t see the attack because i will blind you with the most perfect-round head you’ve ever seen
opponent (22:05:10): you can turn around but you can’t escape the glosiness
opponent (22:05:31): what you say about that! HA
opponent (22:06:05): did cat eat your tongue ?!
ovisebdan (22:06:30): totally lame. I’ve been keeping this secret for quite a while now, but I fear the time has come for me to come clean, seing as the time for war is upon us. In by basement there is a box. Within the box is the deadliest creature to have ever walked the planet. Greek mythology refers to it as ‘NAIDEEN’ which loosely translates to “OH MY GOD THAT CREATURE IS SO HIDEOUS IT WILL KILL US OH NOO IT’S GOT MY LEG OOH NOOO….”. NAIDEEN will kill you in front of your family. Then he will eat you, digest you, poop you, and eat you again (much like my army of rabbid iguanas would do). Then it will proceed to brutally rape your family on international live television, wearing a Hitler mask and fake boobs. Why fake boobs, you ask? Well… why not? And in the end, he will fart on your twice pooped corpse
ovisebdan (22:06:51): crap. ma opri pentru ca ajunsei la maximul de caractere. nici nu stiam ca exista un maxim :|
opponent (22:07:30): =))))))))
ovisebdan (22:07:45): oricat de mult as vrea sa continuam, ma tem ca va trebui sa o facem maine. you are a worthy adversary
opponent (22:07:48): ai imaginatie nu gluma :))))))))))))
ovisebdan (22:07:48): :D
ovisebdan (22:07:56): meh, it just comes natural

Nimeni nu se pune cu mine si cu creierul meu bolnav.