Optiuni noi in Yahoo! Messenger 10 BETA
Am facut rost recent de versiunea BETA a viitorului Yahoo! Messenger 10 care va aparea in cursul anului 2009 (nu ma intrebati de unde, pentru ca nu va pot spune).
Una din cele mai importante functii, adaugata acum si pe cale de a fi perfectionata, o puteti vedea in poza de mai jos.
Unul dintre programatorii care lucreaza in prezent la aceasta optiune noua a avut cateva lucruri de spus:
“We’ve been thinking for quite some time now of introducing such a feature, but unfortunately “the guys upstairs” didn’t think it was necessary yet. But now, with a faster growing population of retards than ever, they finally gave us the “OK”. In fact, we’re planning something even more advanced. What you see now is just temporary. By the end of 2010, Yahoo! Messenger 11 Premium (Y!M 11 will come in two different versions: Standard and Premium, which will cost users about $5 a month) will feature a revolutionary technology called TardDetector©, which will detect retards before they try to contact users and automatically add them to the users’ ignore list. The Standard version will only feature the “Report as retarded” option.”
Cei de la Yahoo! promit multe, sa speram ca se tin de cuvant.
April 25th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
deja incepeam sa fiu fericit ca si-au pus o protectie anti-idioti… ar trebui sa bage o regula … sa interzica cuvintele “jupan”;”dolar”;”lira” si toate semnele si cuvintele ultra-super-bengo-smechere care le pun copii sub 18 ani( no shit am gasit si de 21 cu id de aurolac ) sa permita DOAR litere… prin absurd si cifre (pentru ca nu cred ca un om poate avea numele andrei 94 sau mihai 999$) si cu TardDetector ar trebui sa fie si la liber…
Dar ce ii va impiedica pe “tarzii” sa nu ne reporteze pe noi ca tarzii ?
Sa trimita cineva un Request Feature cu acest subiect… ar fi nice nu?
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April 25th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
ha ha ha.
tard detector, marfa asta. manelar detector. cocalar detector. etc
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May 11th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Continuu ce a zis Alex
oponar detector,tzigan detector,etc…
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June 24th, 2008 at 11:11 am
ar trebui sa se desfinteze optiunea de mass
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June 24th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
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July 10th, 2008 at 9:27 am
eu as vrea sa fie un messenger kre sda interzica optiunea de MASS dar doar MASS-urile d e genul sal all cf nb mai vb maine din astea
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August 30th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Bai, cine imi poate spune cum sa pun si eu mana pe versiunea asta 10?
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August 30th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
chiar nu credeam ca postul asta va avea vreo victima
sunt… dezamagit
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August 30th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
ha ha ha……..vezi sa nu te imbolnavesti de fericire
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August 30th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
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October 9th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
“We’ve been thinking for quite some time now of introducing such a feature, but unfortunately “the guys upstairs” didn’t think it was necessary yet. But now, with a faster growing population of retards than ever, they finally gave us the “OK”. In fact, we’re planning something even more advanced. What you see now is just temporary. By the end of 2010, Yahoo! Messenger 11 Premium (Y!M 11 will come in two different versions: Standard and Premium, which will cost users about $5 a month) will feature a revolutionary technology called TardDetector©, which will detect retards before they try to contact users and automatically add them to the users’ ignore list. The Standard version will only feature the “Report as retarded” option.
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LOL
cea mai tare duma, nu detecteaza , si curvele?
apropo versiunea 10 BETA se gaseste undv sau va aparea pe yahoo prima data?
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November 15th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Altu`
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November 15th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
ma interesa versiunea 10 numai asa de curiozitate aia cu acele obtiuni in plus nu le-as fi muscat nici in 15 ani
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November 28th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
DA-MI LINKUL, TE-ROG!!!
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December 1st, 2008 at 12:16 am
http://www.prostie.ro
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December 10th, 2008 at 4:05 am
sssssssss
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December 10th, 2008 at 7:07 am
ddddddddd
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December 16th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
HA HA HA, nici macar nu exista site-ul
LOL
PS: ccccccccc
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December 16th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
P.S.2: Vorbeam de linkul de Y!M 10
P.S.3: Tu il ai
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December 16th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
?
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December 16th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Evident ca il am. Fac parte din beta-testerii oficiali. Nu mai e mult si vor face BETA 2, care va fi mult mai stabil.
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December 26th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Ce de tarzi frate, yahoo messenger 10 nu exista inca, si in nici un caz nu ar adauga tipii de la yahoo cuvinte gen “retard” in a-si defini clientii!!!! voi nu va dati seama ca poti si inchisi pe treaba asta? sau afirmatia aceea “the guys upstairs” lol.. cred ca omul ala stie mai bine engleza ca tine si ar fi putet simplu zice “the guys above us” retardule!
Deci lasa-ti vrajeala asta de 2 lei. oricine poate crea in photoshop o imagine ca aia de sus, sau chiar cu un script poti adauga niste utilitati la yahoo….dar nu mai aburiti lumea cu tampenii…inca odata LLLOOOOOOLLLLL
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December 26th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Mai amuzant decat orice sunt idiotii ca tine, care nu se prind.
Nu pot decat sa rad cand mai apare unul ca tine. Postul meu si-a atins scopul.
P.S. Nu-mi spune tu mie de greseli, stiu engleza mai bine decat vei sti tu vreodata.
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